Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
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I keep reminding myself that my vagina isn't a homeless shelter.
Sorry my moustache came off because I was face first in a layered bucket full of jello shots.
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
We passed out in his car so I had to find a way to inconspiciously make my walk of shame back inside to go get my shit. To make things more difficult I had no pants and the whole neighborhood was awake
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
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yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
WAKE THE EFF UP THE UBER DRIVER IS TRYING TO TAKE ME HOME
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
I think my fortune cookie is telling me I give good blowjobs.
I'm pretty sure I just won at life. I touched the bushy tail of a squirrel while he had his mouth full and was digging in a plant on campus. That is all.
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
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