I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
why are there goldfish crackers all over my bed?
you decided you wanted to name them & keep them as pets.
I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
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just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
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She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
I just spent 5 minutes saying how beautiful you are and you come back with dont get fat cause you have weird nipples.
Listen, you eat the donut. I eat you out. Everybody wins.
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