she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
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The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
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At the start of the night I was all 'come at me universe' and three hours later I was ordering an extra large pizza in bed in the dress I had gone out in. Well played universe.
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
All I'm wearing right now is a condom and a sock.
Just one?
Yup. One sock.
Hey does the gas gauge in your car work?
Nevermind...we figured it out. Heres a more relevant question, does your insurance have roadside assistance?
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
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