But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
so... i had sex tonight
with a midget
nicccce tits for a little person
Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
I masturbated on the webcams with my bf yesterday then typed without washing my hands first... then my roommate used my laptop it was pretty priceless
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So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
where's my purse there's an important taco in it
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
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I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
K. The dog and I are outside. The Uber driver said "I hope he fucks the shit out of you"
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
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