well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
i just overheard my mom tell my dad he should drink less so he could hit the right hole
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
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you're the only person i know to use "jizz" and "cute" in the same sentence.
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
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I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
Is there a greeting card for "I can't keep being The Other Woman"?
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
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