what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
You know ure stoned when u start thinking about making a bacon smoothie
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
She wouldn't go home with me cause I forgot her name. I didn't realize it would matter after she danced with her vagina on my face
he threw up all over himself while laying down.. it was like watching old faithful, but with noodles and vodka
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
In your drunken brilliance did you make bagel with what appears to be mac and cheese smeared on top and pink icing dip? Because if so it is sitting on the counter
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
We decided to make playlists for each other. Do you know any songs that say "sorry I'm not as hot as your prostitute ex?"
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina
I just drunkenly accidentally had sex with my boss
Did you at least ask for a raise?
No but I am now the owner of one of either his or his roomate's teeshirts... Maybe I can use it to negotiate?
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
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