so i woke up to her 8 year old asking for a bowl of cereal...
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
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When we started taking double shots of vodka and chasing it with a lick of fruit roll-ups, I knew there'd be hell to pay in the morning.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
there is literally a full grown man stuck between the radiator and her bed. i thought i kicked him out 20 minutes ago but nope we found him
Definitely need to find a less healthy bootycalls. All this bitch got in her fridge is feta, English muffins and wheat grass. What the fuck can I make with that???
Found 2 Coors, problem solved.
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well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
Fun fact: the guy I banged last night. His middle name on his birth certificate is "Windstorm."
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
I just bought spray paint, a T-shirt, and a box of magnum condoms. The cashier refused to make eye contact! Haha
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