i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
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I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Made out with a chick in front of a girl I'm banging and successfully reDENNISed her within 9 hours
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I sleep texted my mom and asked her for a condom last night
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
also, when i showed up he started talking to me and eventually asked me if the girls treated me well. i went on to talk about my sex life. he was talking about his secretaries.
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
Randomize