somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
he put a lighter in my cleavage and said "you're like another pocket!"
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I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
my coworker just texted me asking if i remember pissing in the mop bucket at the gas station
He kept telling me that something was trying to enter this dimension from another universe through his spine...
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
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So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
Update- I sold my hat to some drunk kid for 50 bucks. I used my earnings to buy beer on the way home. I realize to everyone else seeing me drinking on my balcony at 6am, I look like an alcoholic, but I'm thinking of it as a night cap
Remember that guy I fucked last month? Well I'm watching his dog this weekend while he's in the Bahamas with his girlfriend. What is my life
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
She put her coat on went to leave and called me an asshole. I responded with "I never said I wasn't" and then she pounced on me like a cat on cat nip.
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