Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
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Ordered my mom Mother's Day flowers online and moved on to internet porn. Do you think this is some sort of Freudian slip?
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused
If you see my mugshot on the news tomorrow, its not what you think
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
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he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
I just want someone to shove bread from panera down my throat
Fuckin' raining men in my bedroom while I'm trying to drunk eat a rather large portion of pasta. Like shoo I already picked who I'm sleeping with. Pasta wins.
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
Your ex roommate is making out w the kid who pees on floors and it's kinda funny
I just bought two cartons of ice cream, 5 boxes of mac and cheese and a bridal magazine. Don't judge me.
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