Bar closing I am hiding in the bathroom. do you think anyone will find me?
She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
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There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
Oh god. I finally realized why the coked out Stevie wonder was explaining the concept of movember to the McDonalds clerk. Drunk me didn't process that another month comes after Halloween... It's apparently November.
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
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Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
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