I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
Why the FUCK can i grow hair on my big toes but not on my chest?
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What is a reasonable amount of condoms to keep in my condom wallet without it being creepy that I have too many?
Just got a blowjob from a coed in exchange for saving her an iPhone 5 when I get them in stock. Sometimes it's awesome to be a Verizon employee.
Can vaginas get frostbite?
Duuuuuuuude, I need you to sleep with my girlfriend so I can tell you both to move out
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
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Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
I just put poptarts in the toaster with the wrapper on, that's how hungover I am.
This weekend was amazing, 4 confirmed pukings, 2 cops, 3 hookers, one photographed t-bagging of the groom, and a night in an illegal gambling house.
Almost ran out to the street bowl in hand when I hear the ice cream truck pull up outside.
Everything about that text makes me proud to be your sister.
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