i just realized Britney Spears and I are more alike than I thought. Both of us have our parents in complete control of our lives, we both have restraining orders on previous boyfriends, and we all know both of us can put on a hell of a show
So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
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I just saw my 7th grade teacher at the club. We had a pretty good talk over drinks. Turns out we both like dancing on tables.
I ate the crust off the pizza and left the rest in the box. Even I would hate me.
whatever bro. i had ice cream and whiskey for breakfast and its noon. this is the second worst christmas ever.
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
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I ate 1200 calories worth of chocolate covered marshmallows and googled why it is okay to be single forever
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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