...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
She was so drunk that I kept trying to switch out her wine for water. Sort of like Jesus, but in reverse.
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
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I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
No way. Our relationship is based solely on texting and sex. A phone call would be too much at this point.
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
tried doing a cartwheel after 10 beers. Guess who has a dislocated shoulder.
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
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I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
she had a dildo shaped like a dolphin. she will forever be known as Flipper
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
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