I think my grandma died before she was convinced I was straight
I'm going to rape someone's good day.
my lips still taste like vagina
so you liked breakfast?
ehh, still wish we woulda went to IHOP instead
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
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Whatever. We're stealing a penguin. Your not allowed near him... You did this to yourself.
don't trust your eyes. just sniff them. if they smell like axe, they are broke, move on to the next.
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
MY GOD DAMN TV STOPS WORKING EVERY TIME I AM THIS FUCKING HIGH. WHY MUST IT TORMENT ME?!
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In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
I went out to dinner with the girls thinking I'd be home early. Instead I ended up in the Englishman's hotel room. Long Live The Queen.
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
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