her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
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why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
If I come home tho and find u passed out naked in my bed with the bottle of crown empty, we're gonna have issues.
I'm sorry, I can't help the fact that I like to sleep naked, and I like booze, together it looks bad, yes.
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I'm in the freezer. Shit took away any trace of hangover outa my body.
I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
I went out to have a smoke, and next thing I know, he's got me bent over a picnic table praying to deities I don't believe in. You should have been there.
I'm excited I love mornings when I'm not sober
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