It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
Is it just me or did a policeman park your car last night?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
I lost my flask somewhere between dancing shirtless to The Spice Girls and walking around Wawa opening/eating things and putting them back.
Nothing shouts "I'm single" like a thousand needlepoint pillows.
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
I'll take "things you shouldn't say to a guy you just met in a bar" for 100!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
They pay me enough to pretend to be either helpful, or heterosexual. If they want both I need one hell of a raise.
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
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