I tried to give up sex for lent. It feels weird that on easter I'm this excited to be a whore again
problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
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woke up with a sweatshirt on that said "someone special calls me grandma" and a sword. i'm just going to assume that it was a good night
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
I think it was our ex-neighbor Mike. He leaves Taco Bell outside our door a lot
He'll drop off his extra tacos at our place bc he's super high when he orders & can't eat them all
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
Dude, sorry for live texting you my binge drinking. If you'd like me to do the same for my hangover, I can share that I just had to sit down while q-tipping my ears.
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Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
i swear, you were born with a blunt in one hand and somebody else's wallet in the other.
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
WE ARE DOOMED.
And not the good kind of doomed. Assuming there is one.
it isn't the robot apocalypse that's for sure
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