Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
I'm at a job interview and I smoked a little before I came. I thought it would make me less nervous. Boy was I wrong.
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
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Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
I will tell my future kids about the time I went to the bar with a stomach virus. Like a champ.
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
I just want a pillowcase full of fast food so I can eat and sleep this hangover away
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
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for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
That isn't the worst part. It got a bazillion times more awkward when he read me a poem he wrote about his dead cat.
It's not a walk of shame if you run
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
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