I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
he just tried to convince me that tylenol is a gateway drug
so all the bums hang out by my new store, they have a leader we call king bum... He got dethroned by police today for choking out a hooker. The bum heirarchy is in shambles right now.
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She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
dude, you cant keep using "she roofied me" as an excuse to bang all these fat chicks
I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
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I think the Predator is hunting me in my house. If I don't text you later, send Danny Glover. I love you all.
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
We all love a big dick, but you’re going to develop a reputation if you keep asking every guy at the bar ‘how big your dick’
That’s all I’m saying
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