I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
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Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
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Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
Just remembered sticking my head out the window as i drove us to walmart and yelling that i was a golden retriever.
Also, sorry for verbally assaulting you when you asked if you could dump the bowl.
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
We've been together for 10 months. These next 2 may be a deal breaker. He has not met the summertime version of me that is so hungover today that I cancelled a meeting with my boss right after she sent me an appreciation note saying I have great work ethic. I have her fooled.
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