Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
I woke up this morning with I hate myself feeling
Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
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This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
Yeah I don't even know dude. This shit has reached new levels of ridiculous. Let's hope baby Jesus gallops down a rainbow on a sparkling unicorn and wills that bitch clean. I think that's the best chance we've got.
I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
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He looked me deeply in the eyes and said "I don't want this to be the last time I see you.. Can I follow you on Instagram"
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
stupid neighbors doing stupid yard work with their stupid kids when i want to do drugs in the backyard
i had to call the bar to ask if they found my bowling ball. That good of a night
You were like a drunk and unconscious tickle me elmo.
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