Pretty people don't get stds, I knew it
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
they found her hiding behind the couch trying to feed a cabbage patch doll a bottle of tequila. please tell me she's on birth control.
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
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You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
Yehhhaaww I'm way ahead of you. I'm gunna get her a card that says " I'm sorry your now ex boyfriend decided to upgrade"
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
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Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
You threw away your W2 to make more room in your purse for liquor.
to be fair i didnt know she wanted to sleep with me
WHY THE FUCK ELSE WOULD SHE DRAG A STRAIGT MAN INTO A VICTORIA'S SECRET CHANGEROOM GODDAMMIT
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