is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
if i died would you start the facebook group?
i wish i could just hire someone to go down on me every night until i fall asleep
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Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
I was wondering if I fell or perhaps got hit by a truck, then I remembered, it's cause I did a splits contest at the bar
I have sand in every orifice, there are bruises everywhere, and I smell like a distillery. I love summer.
My boyfriend sold my favorite shoes right off my fucking feet last night outside the bar. It might have played a part in our breakup today.
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We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
I'm eating cheesecake with my hands completely naked while falling asleep
Were you citizens arresting people again last night?
Help I can't tell if I'm sexually attracted to Bill Nye
Oh.
You came to the right person.
I always knew I would be boring and die in an Uber.
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