Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
what kind of morning-after breakfast implies 'thanks for the sex, but i'm not gonna call you ever again'?
I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
My night sucks. It's really hard to masturbate with a broken finger.
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I think I wrote "thanks for the free alcohol!!!" in their wedding guest book and I'm almost positive I signed my name
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
I think if I set up a series of baby gates up the stairs each one more difficult to undo then the last that should be able to stop your drunk vagina.
I sent him a bunch of texts telling him that his beard wasn't long enough yet so we couldn't fuck and to text me back in a few hours if it had.
Yeah if I don't text back. I'm eating. sleeping. Or lifting. Or drinking. Or playing call of duty. Like shit man
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You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
Remember that pair of super cute shorts I pooped in? I miss those 😔
Why were there just 3 inflatable bounce houses delivered to my house?
oh shit.
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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