Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
I've got to stop making out with the guys and sharing drinks with you. I'm the reason we all get sick at the same time. Sorry.
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while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
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Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
Ever walked into a basement full of 10 guys jerking it to a live stripper? Cause I have. Always confirm the address of a house party. Always.
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
The gate guard just said to me, "I almost didn't recognize you in uniform. Welcome back." I think I need to lay off the booze.
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