So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
I accidentally requested the ides of march off instead of st patricks day. Is this an omen? will alcohol be my brutus?
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When he goes down on me, he stares me in the eyes like a shark mocking it's prey as it devours it. Plus, his beard smells like dirty gym socks. This has got to end.
Shit ive learned: when going out to a party, always wear a bathing suit underneath just in case theres a pool with a roof next to it
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
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What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
Of course, you have to give the courtesy text like last night when I told you my dick was gonna smell like peppermint
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
I honestly don't understand how your night went from singing a touching rendition of Africa to an angry political rant to low key trying to find a frat boy to bang to doing dishes to yoga
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
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