your room smells of hookers.
And success
maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
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i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
just found a piece of pizza in my dresser.....i remember you saying you were going to save one for later so i'm assuming this is your doing
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
My sister was crawling her way home and kept asking us to carry her,then she insisted on grabbing at our ankles til she passed out, how was your night?
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I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
So last night, I bought mother's day cards and the Plan B pill.
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
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