ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
on the list of things id be doing when i was almost 30, waiting for a girl to finish shitting the bed wasn't on there.
So then I told him that only a restaurant managed by a florida fan could run out of ketchup
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you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
This is a mass text: my birthday is tomorrow, and I want a full day of birthday sex. Send me your availabities. Time slots begin at noon
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
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Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
I can't tell whether I'm a) still hungover from two nights ago, b) legitimately sick or c) all of the above... multiple choice was never my forte
It's ok. I will share any beautiful men that I drug and leave unconscious on my bed. I'm that kind of friend.
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
Jill you already won the game by finding a dude who will fuck you in flamingo knee socks. Theres no hope for the rest of us
That awkward moment when the guy you were hitting on at the bar last night is a possible suspect in a murder case.
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