i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
Can you put "designated driver" on a resume?
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
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Apparently last night drunk me put my phone in a cup of beer to make it "fun scented".
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
There was a reason that "Throat Warrior 2011" was written on my martini glass. He said my title was undisputed.
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
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hungover waitressing a bar association event. im being judged by actual judges.
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
Life Epiphany- I need to have children so I can be the drunk grandma at family functions. Its my destiny.
You went to a drug deal in a onesie.
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
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