Spraying perfume on pants makes them clean right?
I told you I would drunk text you sometime........its that time.
you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
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I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
She just asked me if I was going to kiss her cat goodby too... This is why we don't stay till last call.
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
Dude, you left ME alone in your house. With your fully-stocked wine cellar. Why would you do that to yourself?
YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH THE WOMAN THAT IS STAYING AT YOUR HOUSE. FORGIVE ME IF IM NOT THINKING YOUR A DEDICATED BOYFRIEND.
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Found my ex-boyfriend's money stash. Call the girls, we are getting fucked up tonight, my treat.
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
the staff put glowsticks in the urinals of the porta-pottys last night and honestly drunk me has never been more grateful for anything in his life
If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn
Hypothetical question: Would it be wrong to tell the annoying children who don't listen to their parents that the motel is haunted?
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
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