Barsexuality is the new black.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
He made me pinky-promise that he gave me an orgasm.
Dude you picked up her Chihuahua and threatened to kill it yelling "it's not cinco de mayo, bitches"
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On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
The best way to start drinking is as early as possible. eg, this bar isn't open but we're patiently waiting outside. That way you're confident and exciting when the talent arrives. Or too drunk to care.
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
woke up holding a soft boiled egg cup and empty bottle of rum. apparently i couldn't find a shot glass
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I am the kind of drunk to where i can still drive a golf cart
Just had a threesome. Girlfriend wasn't a part of it. Broke up with her by sending her a picture of it. Hell is going to be awesome
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
Apparently i disappeared and no one found me until the morning , but i have fifty missed calls
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
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