We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
Its a sad when the highlight of your day is flicking a booger and actually getting it to stick to your computer monitor.
He told me they were just razor bumps!
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
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I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
There's a black statue of liberty dancing on the side of the road. Please hold while I join him.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
Just got a groupon for a segway rental: fireworks segway battle at my house. What say you?
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Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
But if I live with you I'll help pay rent. Only if you promise no 50 shades of what the fuck internet hookups
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
I may have passed out and puked all over the host's favorite couch, but three hours and a rip later, I was eating tiramisu in the bathtub with the birthday boy and a hot Italian.
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