Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
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I mean, I thought you would respect me for turning your life around for the better. It seems just yesterday that I found you in a ditch with a cock in your mouth.
Seriously, you can't give someone's wife an orgasm on the dance floor of a gay nightclub and then hang out with her husband the following week
I usually don't buy birthday presents for my booty calls
But you'll make an exception
probably not
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
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So the guy I hooked up with during welcome week just tried to booty call me from across the lecture hall at 9am. I don't think he gets how this works...
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
Did we do drunk science last night? There's tequila in the test tubes...
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
So TMI but just realizing I have not masturbated since trump took office. He's sucked the sex drive out of me.
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
Randomize