he texted me telling him i gave him the clap. but i think he gave it to me and i gave it back to him
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
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If I had a quarter for every time I had sex in your bed while you were out of town, I would probably be a lot more willing to buy you new sheets. Hope you're having a nice vacation.
Truth be told I was googling "why is my left calf bigger than my right calf", porn would've been a better excuse for a virus.
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
She just drunkenly falls over and yells " I lost my footing!" in a british accent and then proceeds to run into the wall... did you spike her water?
Hey you remember last Super Bowl when I sent you a pic of my testicles? Memories...
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I choose McDonald's breakfast at 1:28am over sex anytime
You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...
When Pitbull's songs sum up your life... you know it's time for some serious life changes.
I'M GOING TO FUCK AN ENTIRE ORCHESTRA AND NOTHING CAN STOP ME
The band club does not count as an orchestra
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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