I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
i need you to recap everything for me beyond "i think i'm gonna try vodka-pong"
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I went to the bathroom like 8 times and each time I looked in the mirror and tried saying "I am sober." I burst out laughing when I got to "so-" every time. If you can't convince yourself, you can't convince anyone else. Fuck it, I'm going upstairs and drinking more.
You make your fellow Jews happy.
Well, there goes the no drunk sex injuries resolution.
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
I'm eating cheesecake with my hands completely naked while falling asleep
Dude we just exchanged Zelda related pickup lines. I fell in love at "you can blow on my ocarina"
1. I drank goldschlager 2. I fell in a bathtub and hit my head (hard) on a soap dish. 2. I sat in said bathtub talking to a random stranger on vacation from wyoming (who i met at a 711 looking for taquitos) for almost an hour. 3. We got kicked out of said bathtub by owner of bathtub. 4. We had sex.
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