They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
Am I allowed to make my facebook status "loves farting in chairs"? I think it would shock every boy that I am friends with.
went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
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I just busted my ass on the ice in front of my entire AA meeting. As if being there wasn't embarrassing enough.
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
Not only is he in the circus, the man survived a near death experience and has an accent. She might as well have found a unicorn. This shit just doesn't happen in real life. Where did she meet this magical creature?
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
A girl told me I was her "alcohol spirit animal" tonight. Somehow I think my whole life was secretly building up to this moment
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
Help. Why am I so naked?
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
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