Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
Is there a nice way to say "I like you, but I hate your dick?"
Stop introducing me to people as your little sister.
I don't think the lady gaga poster on your wall qualifies you as a brother.
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You filled up my voicemail with a slurred but graphic depiction of how you were humping a fire hydrant.
I told him I'd rather have sex with his father last night. I'll admit now that I was drunk.
I'll be spending 4/20 on a cruise ship, so i need a babysitter to make sure I don't reenact Titanic
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
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We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
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