Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
I can't tell whether I'm throwing up blood or licorice.
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i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
Yes, you did come over last night. You also tried to give my dog a blowjob. You got rejected.
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
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also bought condoms to give away to people who look like they're about to make a bad halloween decision. I'm like a fairy.
Dude, on the way home the cab driver asked why you didn't bring a guy home and referred to you as "one night stand girl"
Finals drinking + forgeting you had to take your ambien because you work at 6am mid paper= drunk logic which then entails going on a "detox" run. Puking your guts put in the field house bushes while some random guy says to you "its okay. We're marching on."
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
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