hey no worries the mystery has been solved- i jst sneezed and my undies popped outta my nose.
I'm trashed wearing your mom's snuggie. She says hello.
So I just went home and made my own spanx by cutting the legs off of a pair of nylons. I'm either a genius or missed my calling to live in a trailer park.
I hate when my naked walk-arounds are interrupted by someone knocking on the door
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I'm watching CSI, they found semen in the woman's ear.
Guess she heard her killer coming
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
$1 margaritas. This happy hour needs to end.
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
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Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
WE ARE DOOMED.
And not the good kind of doomed. Assuming there is one.
it isn't the robot apocalypse that's for sure
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