my sisters under your porch take her home
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
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I went outside for a smoke at 4 and things seemed normal. It's 6 now and the front lawn is COVERED in tortilla chips. WTF?
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
Good rule of thumb: only list personal references with whom you have hallucinated
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
If you wanna do actual business call my office. If you’re just looking to get laid you need to up your game
First aid class means get dry humped by moderately attractive college students during heimlich maneuver training.
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
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