My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
you ate skittles off the table like a hungry hungry hippo. it was awesome.
It was like the Ritz Carlton of jails. I got introduced to our criminal system the right way.
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who do I fuck, the girl waiting for me upstairs or her roomate making me mac and cheese right now?? This is the single hardest decision I've always wanted to have to make
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
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What not to say at an interview: i can wrap the shit out of some food.
Taco trucks are like ice cream trucks for drunk adults. They should have a mariachi tune they play super loud to bring people out of the bars for tacos.
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
MY HISTORY TEACHER IS FUCKING MY MOTHER. I am downstairs and i can hear the squeak of the bedsprings please I swear to god pick me up THIS INSTANT.
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
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