This is not my ceiling
It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
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Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
you made me "pop lock and drop it" as a sobriety test last night..
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
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Try explaining "the nature of your relationship" to a cop when your fuck buddy vandalized your car. Priceless.
DON'T YOU TELL ME I HAVE HERPES ON MY BIRTHDAY. THAT IS MOST DEFINITELY NOT A HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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