you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
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We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
Taking a shit on the side of the road is not how I imagined this morning would start.
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
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I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
you know, i'm always afraid you're going to think i only want you for sex because i only text you when i'm horny
speaking of, guess what i'm thinking about
I accidentally called my professor daddy...and I think he liked it. Help, I'm scared.
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
Randomize