I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
Im eating ham and mustard naked, watching south park, but its totally cool cuz the paper plate is covering my nuts
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
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Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
I'm sure there's been a weekend in 2014 we were sober... Clearly it wasn't fun, bc I can't recall it. Point proven, alcohol is key.
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Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
I knew I wanted to marry her when we got in that bar fight and she full-nelsoned a guy while I worked his kidneys. I knew then we had to breed
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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