Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
i came on her dog
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
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I mean, I'm all about sharing, but when he tells me about his wet dreams about Oprah, I think it's taking it too far.
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
you want a dog just so you can strap a barrel of hot chocolate around its neck?
Last night was the first and hopefully last night I will ever sleep in a hotel bath tub. Sober mind you.
I'm not even gonna ask.
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
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You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
I hate the cold months. Everybody starts hibernating and I start talking to guys I would never normally talk to. You have a drug habit and no license? Perfect candidate for a boyfriend...
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
That was before I lit my hair on fire
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