i woke up with socks on this morning
so?
i didnt wear socks last night
I just walked into a tree. I think it's time to go home.
There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
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no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
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I just got home and someone ate all my chicken nuggets. Bitches be asking for a death sentence?
I need a drink. No, several. I need several drinks. Drunk, I need to be drunk. Definitely need to be drunk
For future reference, when he drunkenly screams "YOUR MOTHER SUCKS COCKS IN HELL," he means that he's about to throw up. Invest in a bucket.
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
My husband is waiting until son is napping and air humps as a seduction tactic. Pray for me.
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