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i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
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it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
This is the high leading the old right now
Right. Will do. I'll call you if I need a ride. (that is a double meaning, go with it.)
No more. You can't have nice things, and vodka is a nice thing.
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Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
I swear I'm going to walk in one day with you in a ballgag just masturbating feverishly
Well i can't stand the sound of my own crying
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