I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.
The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
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Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
At my wifes high school reunion. Found out her nickname was 'Back Door Brooke'. EVERYONE is calling her that.
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
please bring me a paper towel asap.
I was drinking wine in bed and spilt some on my chest.. And I cautiously guided it into my belly button but now I dont know what to do.
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
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I just put on eyeliner and a diff shirt in case the pizza guy is cute. This is what my dating life has come to
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
He's the second guy this morning whose job is jeopardized because of my vagina.
I'm shotgunning a 12 pack at a bus stop. This is why we pay the rent with an auto withdrawal at the beginning of the month
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
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