the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
Now I have the walk of shame to give the receptionist the bathroom key back, I've had it for 20 minutes. I should just smile and wink. She knows what went down.
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does the cute hipster in the kitchen belong to you?
if not i want to bang those glasses off his face
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
Yeah if I don't text back. I'm eating. sleeping. Or lifting. Or drinking. Or playing call of duty. Like shit man
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
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It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
A Valium induced mom decided to walk into my bedroom this morning without knocking. Guess what I was doing? FML
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